The Nonsense Song

Oh, I was born, one night, one morn
When the whistle went boom boom!
You can fry a cake or bake a steak
When the mud pies are in bloom
Does six and six make nine?
Does ice grow on a vine?
Is old black doe, an Eskimo,
In the good old summertime?

Oh, loop the loop in the noodle soup
Just to give your socks a shine
I'm a guilty judge, I ate the fudge
Three cheers for Auld Lang Syne!
I cannot tell a lie,
I stole an apple pie
It's in a tree, beneath the sea
Above the bright blue sky!

If Easter eggs don't wash their legs
Their children will have ducks (quack quack)
I'd rather buy a lemon pie
For forty-seven bucks (too much)
Way down in Barcelonia
I jumped into a phonia
But that was all balonia
Red rooster blow your horn (toot toot!)