The Nonsense Song

Oh, I was born, one night, one morn

When the whistle went boom boom!

You can fry a cake or bake a steak

When the mud pies are in bloom

Does six and six make nine?

Does ice grow on a vine?

Is old black doe, an Eskimo,

In the good old summertime?

Oh, loop the loop in the noodle soup

Just to give your socks a shine

I'm a guilty judge, I ate the fudge

Three cheers for Auld Lang Syne!

I cannot tell a lie,

I stole an apple pie

It's in a tree, beneath the sea

Above the bright blue sky!

If Easter eggs don't wash their legs

Their children will have ducks (quack quack)

I'd rather buy a lemon pie

For forty-seven bucks (too much)

Way down in Barcelonia

I jumped into a phonia

But that was all balonia

Red rooster blow your horn (toot toot!)