The Wrong End
(source: "The World's Best Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988.)
(to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")

Oh, rabbits have bright, shiny noses.

I'm telling you this as a friend.

The reason their noses are shiny:

The powder puff's on the wrong end.

Wrong end, wrong end,

The powder puff's on the wrong end, wrong end

Wrong end, wrong end,

The powder puff's on the wrong end.