Three Little Angels
(source: "The Worm Song and Other Tasty Tunes, Janet Wilson, 1993.)

Three little angels all dressed in white
Tried to get to heaven on the end of a kite
But the kite tail was broken
And down they all fell
They couldn't get to heaven so they all went to...
(repeat with) Two little angels...
(repeat with) One little angel...

Three little devils all dressed in red
Tried to get to heaven on the end of a bed
But the bed post was broken
And down they all fell
They couldn't get to heaven so they all went to...
(repeat with) Two little devils...
(repeat with) One little devil...

Three little leprechauns all dressed in green
Tried to get to heaven on a sewing machine
But the needle was broken
And down they all fell
They couldn't get to heaven so they all went to...
(repeat with) Two little leprechauns...
(repeat with) One little leprechaun...

Thanks to Kathy P., Dorothy Chapman, Cheryl Watson, and Carol Harding for these extra verses!!

Three little Girl Guides all dressed in blue
Tried to get to heaven on the end of a shoe (or the end of a loo!)
But the shoelace was broken (the loo-chain was broken)
And down they all fell,
They couldn't get to heaven so they all went to...
(repeat with) Two little Girl Guides...
(repeat with) One little Girl Guide...

Three little Martians all dressed in green
Tried to get to heaven on a washing machine
But the spinner was broken
And down they all fell,
They couldn't get to heaven so they all went to...
(repeat with) Two little Martians...
(repeat with) One little Martian...

Don't get excited, don't lose your head,
They couldn't get to heaven so they all went to BED!

Thanks very much to Karen, who sent me this extra verse.

Three little goblins all dressed in blue
Tried to get to heaven on a B-52
But the big plane broke
And down they all fell,
They couldn't get to heaven so they all went to...
(repeat with) Two little goblins...
(repeat with) One little goblins...