Big Blue Frog

Thanks to Laurie Schultz, Tarheel Triad Girl Scout Council, for submitting this song!

I'm in love with a big blue frog

A big blue frog loves me

It's not as bad as it appears

He wears glasses and he's six foot three

Well I'm not worried about our kids

I know they'll turn out neat

They'll be great lookers cause they'll have my face

Great swimmers cause they'll have his feet

I'm in love with a big blue frog

A big blue frog loves me

It's not as bad as it appears

He's got rhythm and a Ph.D.

Well I know we can make things work

He's got good family sense

His mother was a frog from Philadelphia

His Daddy an enchanted Prince

The neighbours are against us and its clear to me

And its probably clear to you

They think the values on their property will go right down

If the family next door is blue

I'm in love with a big blue frog

A big blue frog loves me

I've got it tattooed on my chest

It says P.H.R.O.G.

That's frog to me P.H.R.O.G.