The Whipper Whopper Song (Eener Meener)

Thanks to Sue Moore for posting this song to the WAGGGS-L Mailing List!

I woke up Sunday morning,

I looked up on the wall,

The beetles and the bedbugs

Were playing a game of ball.

The score was 6 to nothing,

The beetles were ahead,

The bedbugs hit a homerun

And knocked me out of bed.

Chorus:

I'm singing - Eeny meeny and a miney mo, mo, mo, mo

Catch a Whipper Whopper by his toe,

And if he HOLLERS, HOLLERS, HOLLERS, let him go.

I'm singing - Eeny meeny and a miney mo, mo, mo, mo

I went downstairs for breakfast,

I ordered ham and eggs,

I ate so many eggs

The ham ran down my legs.

I went outside to play,

I looked up in the sky,

I saw a little bluebird,

It poo-pooed in my eye.

My mother is a butcher,

My dad's a side of beef

And I'm the little hot dog

That runs around the street.

My father is a crook,

My mother is a spy,

And I'm the little big-mouth

That told the FBI.

I fell into the sewer,

And this is where I'll die,

Some people call it suicide,

I call it sewer-cide.

(Note: you should use discretion when singing the last verse as many people could consider it quite offensive.)

Thanks very much to Renee Pearson for this extra verse:

I went downstairs to breakfast,

I ordered ham and eggs,

I ate so many pickles,

The juice ran down my legs!

Thanks to Aubrey, who sent me even more verses for this song.

I went back to my bedroom,

To check up on the score,

The skeeters made a homerun,

And knocked me on the floor.
 

I went out to the bus stop,

The bus was waiting there,

I knelt down to the tires,

And let out all the air.
 

I went down to the barbers,

I sat down in his chair,

I gave him all my money,

He cut off all my hair!

My mother is a banker,

My father is a spy,

And I'm the little big mouth,

Who told the FBI.

I made myself a snowball,

As perfect as can be,

I thought I'd keep it as a pet

And let it sleep with me.

I made him some pajamas,

A pillow for his head,

But then last night it ran away

But first it wet the bed.

I have myself a turtle,

His name is Tiny Tim,

I put him in the bathtub,

To see if he could swim.

He drank up all the water,

He ate up all the soap,

He tried to eat the bathtub

So I shoved it down his throat!