The Whipper Whopper Song (Eener Meener)

Thanks to Sue Moore for posting this song to the WAGGGS-L Mailing List!

I woke up Sunday morning,
I looked up on the wall,
The beetles and the bedbugs
Were playing a game of ball.

The score was 6 to nothing,
The beetles were ahead,
The bedbugs hit a homerun
And knocked me out of bed.


I'm singing - Eeny meeny and a miney mo, mo, mo, mo
Catch a Whipper Whopper by his toe,
And if he HOLLERS, HOLLERS, HOLLERS, let him go.
I'm singing - Eeny meeny and a miney mo, mo, mo, mo
I went downstairs for breakfast,
I ordered ham and eggs,
I ate so many eggs
The ham ran down my legs.

I went outside to play,
I looked up in the sky,
I saw a little bluebird,
It poo-pooed in my eye.

My mother is a butcher,
My dad's a side of beef
And I'm the little hot dog
That runs around the street.

My father is a crook,
My mother is a spy,
And I'm the little big-mouth
That told the FBI.

I fell into the sewer,
And this is where I'll die,
Some people call it suicide,
I call it sewer-cide.

(Note: you should use discretion when singing the last verse as many people could consider it quite offensive.)

Thanks very much to Renee Pearson for this extra verse:

I went downstairs to breakfast,
I ordered ham and eggs,
I ate so many pickles,
The juice ran down my legs!

Thanks to Aubrey, who sent me even more verses for this song.

I went back to my bedroom,
To check up on the score,
The skeeters made a homerun,
And knocked me on the floor.
I went out to the bus stop,
The bus was waiting there,
I knelt down to the tires,
And let out all the air.
I went down to the barbers,
I sat down in his chair,
I gave him all my money,
He cut off all my hair!

My mother is a banker,
My father is a spy,
And I'm the little big mouth,
Who told the FBI.

I made myself a snowball,
As perfect as can be,
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.

I made him some pajamas,
A pillow for his head,
But then last night it ran away
But first it wet the bed.

I have myself a turtle,
His name is Tiny Tim,
I put him in the bathtub,
To see if he could swim.

He drank up all the water,
He ate up all the soap,
He tried to eat the bathtub
So I shoved it down his throat!