There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.

I don't know why she swallowed a fly.

I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider.

That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don't know why she swallowed a fly.

I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.

How absurd! To swallow a bird!

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wiggled and jiggled and tickled insider her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don't know why she swallowed a fly.

I guess she'll die.

Continue adding on verses:

Cat . . . Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.

Dog . . . What a hog! She swallowed a dog.

Goat . . . She opened her throat and in walked a goat.

Cow . . . I don't know how she swallowed that cow.

There was an old lady, she swallowed a horse. She DIED of course!