- Little Black Things
- (to the tune of "Clementine")
Chorus:
- Little black things, little black things,
- Crawling up and down my arms.
- If I wait 'til they have babies,
- I could start a black thing farm.
- Haven't taken a bath in two weeks,
- And I never change my clothes.
- I have got these little black things,
- Where they come from heaven knows.
Once a cute boy (or girl) tried to kiss me, - But (s)he jumped and gave a yell,
- And I never got to ask him (her),
- Was it the black things or the smell.
Thanks very much to Kelly Howell, who sent me this
extra verse!
- When I go down to the subway,
- I can always find a seat.
- When the people smell me coming,
- They all run into the street.