- If It's Raining
- (to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It")
If it's raining and you know it clap your hands
- If it's raining and you know it clap your hands
- If it's raining and you know it then your clothes will
surely show it
- If it's raining and you know it clap your hands
If the mud is only knee deep, stamp your feet
- If the mud is only knee deep, stamp your feet
- If the mud is only knee deep, and you wish that it were
hip deep
- If the mud is only knee deep, stamp your feet
If the wind is really blowing, shake your head
- If the wind is really blowing, shake your head
- If the wind is really blowing, and your permanent is
going
- If the wind is really blowing, shake your head
If the temperature is falling, rub your hands
- If the temperature is falling, rub your hands
- If the temperature is falling, and your spirits are appalling
- If the temperature is falling, rub your hands!