Commercial Mix-Up

(to the tune of "Farmer in the Dell")

Last night I watched TV,

I saw my favourite show.

I heard this strange commercial,

And I can't believe it's so.

Feed your dog Chiffon.

Comet cures the cold.

Use S-O-S pads on your face

To keep from looking old.

Mop your floors with Crest.

Use Crisco on your tile.

Clean your teeth with Borateem,

It leaves a shining smile.

For headaches take some Certs.

Use Tide to clean your face.

And do shampoo with Elmer's Glue,

It holds your hair in place.

Perhaps I am confused,

I might not have it right.

But one thing that I'm certain of,

I'll watch TV tonight!