Little Skunk Song
(source: "The World's Best Funny Songs", Esther J. Nelson, 1988.; also in "The Worm Song and Other Tasty Tunes, Janet Wilson, 1993.)
(to the tune of "Turkey in the Straw"... mostly)

Oh I stuck my head in a little skunk hole,

And the little skunk said, "Well bless my soul."

"Take it out, take it out, take it out, REmove it!"

Well, I didn't take it out, so the little skunk said,

"If you don't take it out, you'll wish you did!"

"Take it out, take it out, take it out!" PEE-U-O-O!! I REMOVED IT!