I'm a Girl Scout
(actions in brackets)

Thanks very much to Sarah Wright, who e-mailed this song to me!

Chorus:

I'm a Girl Scout
My hair is sea weed (stroke hair)
And my ears are made of leather (make ears with open hands)
And they flop in rainy weather (flop hands)
I'm a hemlock (bring fists down from muscle man pose)
I'm tough as a "pine-nock" (muscle man pose)
I'm a hootin' tootin' Girl Scout from the West
Bang-bang (like guns)

I'm a prim and proper Girl Scout from the East
Charmed, I'm sure (present hand, like to be kissed)

I'm a guy-grabbing Girl Scout from the North
Come here, fellas (grab form in front of you)

I'm a slow and slinky Girl Scout form the South
Hi, ya'll (single wave in front of you)