Guides Got A Head Like A Ping Pong Ball
(to the tune of "The William Tell Overture")

Thanks very much to Vickie Ledsom, who sent this song to me:

Guides got a head like a ping pong ball
Guides got a head like a ping pong ball
Guides got a head like a ping pong ball
Piinng ping pong ball.

Ping pong, ping pong, ping pong, ping pong, ping pong, ping pong,
Ping pong ball.
Ping pong, ping pong, ping pong, ping pong, ping pong,
Ping pong ball.
Ping ping ping ping ping pi-ping ping ping
PONG.

Scouts got a head like a pong ping ball
Scouts got a head like a pong ping ball
Scouts got a head like a pong ping ball
Poonng pong ping ball.

Pong ping, pong ping, pong ping, pong ping, pong ping, pong ping,
Pong ping ball.
Pong ping pong ping, pong ping, pong ping, pong ping,
Pong ping ball.
Pong pong pong pong pong po-pong pong pong
PING.

The group can then be split into two and have a race, singing either one or both verses as loud as possible.