Donkey Riding
(source: "Girl Guide Songbook, Vol. 1", Girl Guides Association, 1984.)

Chorus:

Were you ever in Quebec?
Stowing timber on the deck
Where there's a king with a golden crown
Riding on a donkey

Were you ever off the horn?
Where it's always fine and warm
Seen the lion and the unicorn
Riding on a donkey

Were you ever in Cardiff Bay?
Where the folks all shout, "Hurray!"
Here comes John with his three months pay
Riding on a donkey

These last two verses are obvious add-ons to the original song.

Were you ever in Timbuktu?
Where the Girl Guides dress in blue
Where they come to welcome you
Riding on a donkey

Were you ever in Ottawa?
Strangest place I ever saw
Where the Mounties keep the law
Riding on a donkey