- A Smile is a Funny Thing
- (sung to "Auld Lang Syne")
A smile is quite a funny thing
- It wrinkles up your face
- And when it's gone, you'll never find
- Its secret hiding place
- But far more wonderful it is
- To see what smiles can do
- You smile at one, she smiles at you
- And so one smile makes two
He smiles at someone, since you smile
- And then that one smiles back
- And that one smile smiles until in truth
- You fail in keeping track
- And since a smile can do great good
- By cheering hearts of care
- Let's smile and not forget the fact
- That smiles go everywhere