Bicycle Built for Two
(Source: "The Kids' Campfire Book", Jane Drake and Ann Love, Kids Can Press, 1996.)

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true

I'm half crazy over the love of you

It won't be a stylish marriage

I can't afford a carriage

But you look sweet, upon the seat

Of a bicycle built for two

Many thanks to Shelagh and Stella Walsh for sending me this second verse!

Harry, Harry here is your answer true:

You're half crazy if you think I would marry you!

If you can't afford a carriage,

You can't afford a marriage,

And I'll be damned if I'll be crammed

On a bicycle built for two!

Thanks to Lyle Leritz, who sent me this second version of the above verse.

Darling, Darling here is your answer true

I'm not crazy over the love of you

There won't be any marriage,

If there is no carriage,

Cause I'll be damned if I'll be crammed

On a bicycle built for two!