Desperado

Thanks to Megan Burns, who sent me this song.

There was a desperado from the wild and wooly west

He went out to Chicago just to give the west a rest

He wore a big sombrero and two guns across his chest

And everywhere he went he gave his WAR HOOT

Chorus:

He was a big bold man he was a desperado

From Cripple Creek way out in Colorado 

And he horsed around just like a big tornado 

And everywhere he went he gave his WAR HOOT

He went to Coney Island just to take in all the sights 

He saw the hoochie goochies and the girls in purple tights

He got so darn excited that he shot out all the lights

And everywhere he went he gave his WAR HOOT

One day the desperado was a walking down the street

He chanced upon a police man who was walking on his beat

He grabbed him by the collar and he grabbed him by the seat 

And threw him where he couldn’t give his WAR HOOT