The Way Home

Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it went right to my head
No matter where I roam
Over land or sea or foam
You will always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home

Thanks to Clellene Lyon, who sent me this second, silly version:

Show me the way to my residence
Iím fatigued and I want to retire
I had a little snifter 60 minutes ago
And it went right to my cerebellum
Where ever I may roam
Over land or the sea or the agitated water
You will always hear me singing this song-
Show me the way to my residence!

Thanks to Sarah McCarron, who sent me two even sillier versions!

Indicate the way to my abode
I'm fatigued and i wish to retire
I had a carbonated beverage 60 minutes ago
And it went straight to my cerebellum
No matter where I perambulate
Over land or sea or atmospheric vapour
You can always hear me crooning this rhapsody
Indicate the way to my habitual abode

Pinpoint the coordinates of my dwelling
My energy reserves are depleted and I require adequate rest
I consumed a carbonated beverage 3600 seconds previous
And it advanced directly to my cerebellum
Regardless of the direction of my perambulation
Traversing earth's crust, h2p or atmospheric vapour
Forever will your eardrums register my rhapsody
Pinpoint the coordinates of my traditional dwelling