The Way Home

Show me the way to go home

I'm tired and I want to go to bed

I had a little drink about an hour ago

And it went right to my head

No matter where I roam

Over land or sea or foam

You will always hear me singing this song

Show me the way to go home

Thanks to Clellene Lyon, who sent me this second, silly version:

Show me the way to my residence

I’m fatigued and I want to retire

I had a little snifter 60 minutes ago

And it went right to my cerebellum

Where ever I may roam

Over land or the sea or the agitated water

You will always hear me singing this song-

Show me the way to my residence!

Thanks to Sarah McCarron, who sent me two even sillier versions!

Indicate the way to my abode

I'm fatigued and i wish to retire

I had a carbonated beverage 60 minutes ago

And it went straight to my cerebellum

No matter where I perambulate

Over land or sea or atmospheric vapour

You can always hear me crooning this rhapsody

Indicate the way to my habitual abode

Pinpoint the coordinates of my dwelling

My energy reserves are depleted and I require adequate rest

I consumed a carbonated beverage 3600 seconds previous

And it advanced directly to my cerebellum

Regardless of the direction of my perambulation

Traversing earth's crust, h2p or atmospheric vapour

Forever will your eardrums register my rhapsody

Pinpoint the coordinates of my traditional dwelling