Oyster Stew

Thanks to Megan Burns, who sent me this song.

One day I ordered an oyster stew, alone tee hee alone
And one little oyster loomed in view, alone tee hee alone
Well he winked at me and he blinked at me
"I’ve been in many a stew," said he,
"But don’t tell the chef that you saw me," alone tee hee alone

Maybe I’ll go to the junior prom, alone tee hee alone
And maybe I’ll sit by the chaperone, alone tee hee alone
And maybe somebody will wink at me
And I will wink at them, tee hee
And then you’ll see I’ll no longer be alone, tee hee alone