Oyster Stew
Thanks to Megan Burns, who sent me this song.
- One day I ordered an oyster stew, alone tee hee alone
- And one little oyster loomed in view, alone tee hee alone
- Well he winked at me and he blinked at me
- "I’ve been in many a stew," said he,
- "But don’t tell the chef that you saw me," alone tee hee alone
Maybe I’ll go to the junior prom, alone tee hee alone
- And maybe I’ll sit by the chaperone, alone tee hee alone
- And maybe somebody will wink at me
- And I will wink at them, tee hee
- And then you’ll see I’ll no longer be alone, tee hee alone