Charmin' Betsy

Thanks very much to Nora McColl, who e-mailed me this song!

Chorus:

All around the mountain charmin' Betsy

All around the mountain Laura Lee

If I ever see her again may the good Lord remember me

Yee-Haw!

City girls they have those fancy dresses

Country girls they have the same

Mountain girls wear old overalls

But they get there just the same, yee-haw!

City girls they have high heel shoes

Country girls they have the same

Mountain girls wear old hiking boots

But they get there just the same, yee-haw!

Other verses:

City girls: french perfume

Mountain girls: no perfume at all

City girls: flush toilets

Mountain girls: find a friendly bush

City girls: deodorant

Mountain girls: go "au natural"

City girls: fancy bras

Mountain girls: let it all hang out

City girls: fancy operas

Mountain girls: sing annoying songs

City girls: fancy cars

Mountain girls: just hop on a horse

City girls: boyfriends

Mountain girls: friendly bear

Thanks to Diana J., who sent me even more verses!

City girls: fancy flush toilets

Mountain girls: just use a friendly bush

City girls: fancy toilet paper

Mountain girls: just find a maple leaf

City girls: fancy bathing suits

Mountain girls: just wear their birthday suits