The Universal Rx

No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees.
Inflation proof, non-taxable, in fact it's quite reliable.
It can't be stolen, won't pollute, one size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy, but yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress, invigorates your happiness.
Combats depression, makes you beam and elevates your self esteem.
Your circulation it corrects without complicated side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug.
May I prescribe, my friend. . . . . . the hug!