With My Hand On Myself

(actions in brackets)

With my hand on myself, vat is das here? (touch top of head)

Das is mine topnotcher, ya mama dear. (touch top of head)

Topnotcher, topnotcher, ya mama dear. (touch top of head)

Dot's vot I learned in der school, boom-boom.

With my hand on myself, vat is das here? (touch forehead)

Das is mine sweat brower, ya mama dear. (touch forehead)

Sweat brower, sweat brower, ya mama dear. (touch forehead)

Topnotcher, topnotcher, ya mama dear. (touch top of head)

Dot's vot I learned in der school, boom-boom.

Additional verses:

Eye winker - touch eyes

Horn blower - touch nose

Soup strainer - touch teeth

Lunch eater - touch mouth

Chin chowser - touch chin

Rubbernecker - touch neck

Chest protector - touch chest

Breadbasket - touch stomach

Foot stomper - touch foot

Here's another, slightly different version of this song, sent to me by Pat Dryburgh.

Put a hand on myself, and vat is duz here (point to head)

Zus is my tinkerboxer, my mamma dear

Tinkerboxer, tinkerboxer, ya, ya, ya, ya

Zat’s vat we learned in the school, ya ya.

Additional verses:

Sight Seer - touch eyes

Horn blower - touch nose

Loudspeaker - touch mouth (yell “loudspeaker” for added effect)

Rubbernecker - touch neck

Gas chamber - touch stomach

Ball kicker - touch foot